A#      B       Bm6     Bmaj7   C#      C#7     D#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||OO    ||||    O|||    |||O    OOO|    OOO|    |||O   
 |O||    ||OO    |OOO    ||O|    ||||    |||O    ||||   
 O|||    |O||    ||||    |O||    ||||    ||||    |OO|   
 ||||    O|||    ||||    O|||    |||O    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

D#m     Daug    F       F#      F#7     F#aug   G#7     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |||O    |||O    ||O|    |O|O    ||||    |||O    O|||   
 ||O|    |OO|    O|||    ||O|    ||O|    |OO|    ||O|   
 OO||    O|||    ||||    O|||    O|||    O|||    |O|O   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    |O|O    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
F# | F#aug
F# | F#aug
F# | F#aug
F# | F#aug


[verse]
F#                            B             C#
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
F#                           B            C#
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
F#                         B              C#
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
F#                           B       C#
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       D#m/A#           Daug/A#          F#/A#                 G#7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           C#        C#/D#    C#7/F
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      F#              F#aug             D#m/F#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            F#7           Bmaj7              D#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          G#7                    C#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      B              Bm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
F# | F#aug
F# | F#aug


[verse]
F#                          B           C#
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
F#                         B           C#
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
F#                            B                   C#
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
F#                         B        C#
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        D#m/A#              Daug/A#       F#/A#          G#7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          C#        C#/D#    C#7/F
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      F#              F#aug             D#m/F#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            F#7           Bmaj7              D#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          G#7                    C#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      B              Bm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
F# Daug B C#
D#m G#7 B C#
B C#

F# | F#aug
F# | F#aug


[verse]
F#                                B                C#
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
F#                               B        C#
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
F#                       B              C#
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
F#                               B               C#
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         D#m/A#             Daug/A#              F#/A#             G#7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           C#       C#/D#    C#7/F
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      F#              F#aug             D#m/F#
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            F#7           Bmaj7              D#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          G#7                    C#
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      B              Bm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.